What could this word oh! mean? The dictionary says it's 'used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, or joy, or when reacting to something that has just been said.'
Could oh! then be 'oops! human'. Pasting within a forwarded text by my sister recently.
Absolutely brilliant ..Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him / her .
Man O Man!
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;
Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.
When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.
Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;
Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
Life is not about what
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every
day....
Rs.20 seems too much
to give a beggar but it
seems okay when its
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.
After a whole day of
work, Hours at the gym
seem alright but helping
your Mother out at home
seems like a burden.
Praying to god for 3 min
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.
Two poor starving kids
sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice
of Bread but a painting of
them sold for lakhs of
Rupees.
We don't think twice
About forwarding jokes
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.
Think about It..
Make a change. Coz u can ....
Six Easy ways to earn, even after death.
1) Give a smile or gift to someone.
Each time u gift or smile, it will make someone's day.....u gain.
2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time sick person uses it, u gain.
3) Participate in building an orphanage, hospital, school or college.
Anybody uses it, u gain.
4) Place a water cooler in a public place. Anybody drinks water, u gain.
5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, u gain.
6) And the easiest of all is to Share this message with people. Even if 1 applies any of the
above, u gain.
